If your are reading this you probably know by now that the fruit basket is open in my house. Damn thing will not close. I can't zip it, slam it, yell at it, pitch it, step on it, sit on it, or leave in the rain. It keeps getting smelly every day. Someone told me a long time ago there would be days like this, but they didn't tell me it would linger on for so long.

Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. sound bite  Jack Nicholson sound bites